Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
when someone tries to flirt with bae
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed