elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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iliveandbreathebooksalways:

bookandwords:

I have so many books to read so why am I on tumblr 

i have so many books to read why am I at the bookstore 

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed